Wednesday, January 2, 2008

This is not good for my self esteem.

I have been criticized of late for not updating this blog. To satisfy possibly my only reader, I give you some fodder for mocking me.



Recently, someone sent me a website where you can upload a photo of yourself to see which celebrity you most resemble. I did just that and was astonished to find out that I most closely resemble . . .







Sharon Osbourne??? I don't mean to be rude, but damn! That woman is more than twice my age! The others are not as bad, but I really don't see ANY similarities to ANY of the women on there. Especially Serena Williams. There, I said it.


Because I am a glutton for punishment, I decided to try a photo of myself wearing my glasses. I'll admit that this is not my best photo. I thought I would definitely come up Tina Fey this time. I could not have been more wrong.





Yes, boys and girls, that's ROBERT DOWNEY JR as my number one look-alike. In fact, half the people on there are men. Possibly more than half, I can't tell who or what a "Miyavi" is.


In an attempt to discredit this evil game, I uploaded a picture of my mother. Everyone who has met her knows she is a dead ringer for Susan Sarandon. I mean, she gets asked for her autograph all the time. This should have been a slam dunk. She came up Sinead O'Connor and Gabrielle Union. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight.


Want to ruin your own day? Visit http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/celebrity-collage.php and see who you look like!


Don't worry DVR, I already did yours. All I can say is OUCH! Lance Bass! I suddenly feel so much better.

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